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What kind of dildo gets a job that starts at five in the morning?
That means I'm not providing. That means I'm not a man.
Kid, you're not gonna get laid for a long time.
That type of language is crude and inappropriate
I fucking knew that was you.
Well, I have a theory, but you're not gonna like it.
You already threw stuff out of there?!
Did you know I fought in a war? Oh, yeah. In Korea,
You know, I remember when I was your age...
New from Spin-Tel Records! It's dynamite hit TNT Explosion!
And your spell over me is gone.
Oh, I get it.
towards my hockey stick.
Please, stop saying my name.
Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. I had a hard day.
Honey, there's no shame in filing for unemployment.
- just like you did today. - Ah. It was nothing.
Why you giving all the good jobs to the blacks?
Newsflash: fuck you!
But the first thing I'm gonna do is,
He kept yelling, "Those aren't mine! Those aren't mine!"