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Oh, I get it.
Did you know I fought in a war? Oh, yeah. In Korea,
What kind of dildo gets a job that starts at five in the morning?
- just like you did today. - Ah. It was nothing.
Kid, you're not gonna get laid for a long time.
towards my hockey stick.
He kept yelling, "Those aren't mine! Those aren't mine!"
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You know, I remember when I was your age...
Honey, there's no shame in filing for unemployment.
You already threw stuff out of there?!
And your spell over me is gone.
Please, stop saying my name.
Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. I had a hard day.
I fucking knew that was you.
That type of language is crude and inappropriate
Well, I have a theory, but you're not gonna like it.
Newsflash: fuck you!
That means I'm not providing. That means I'm not a man.
But the first thing I'm gonna do is,
Why you giving all the good jobs to the blacks?