Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus, Kevin. Don't have a stroke.

- Whose was it? Whose was it? - I'm just kidding, Sue.

I know you have your pride, but please go down there.

In order to compete, we'll have to do the previously unthinkable:

Dildos just went around in circles anyway.

- Frank, what is it? - I...

We got out early. We had a teacher's meeting.

- You'll do great. Most people will pay. - Most?

Were you even gonna run this by me?

I look like a Jewish leprechaun.

Gentlemen, Stor-a-Meal absolutely murdered us last year.

Okay, okay. Relax.

There's still some airlines I haven't tried.

Well, you thimble-dicked queers don't stand a chance against me.

It's me, Phineas! From the circus, remember?

- And you're gonna go today, right? - Oh, Sue.

All right, so I expect five new product ideas from each of you

But he wasn't giving you any shit.

You mean papers?

- Hey. - Mom, I got my first five bucks

♪ Eating cotton candy And thinking of Kristy ♪

Are you listening to forbidden jazz music?

Oh, turn that fucking light off!

Justin Timberlake is too loud

- Dad, are you crying? - Oh, Jesus!