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♪ Come and get your love ♪
My friend, Rosie, gave me your number and...
But I'm not going to quit.
- Too far? - Jesus, Gene. Let's take ten.
- I hated my dad too. - I don't hate you.
I said you weren't gonna like it.
- Oh, God, Sue. - Oh, oh, my God.
I hate school! I'm not good at it!
We'll call it a sick day.
Thanks, Dad.
Anyway, great to see you, pal.
I know it's not my place to interrupt, but I am a housewife.
- I've come every day... - I slept under another man for warmth.
So, Frank, the two-headed baby told me you got fired at Christmas.
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Well, this is where my newspaper boss told me to meet him.
♪ And the lie was that his face was young ♪
with a goddamn thimble on my head.
Don't disappoint me. Play the game.
If you have any trouble, just bring Poindexter here for backup.
Wait, wait.
Let's make popcorn balls
Tell me you're my good man!
Maybe he can drop his microscope on the deadbeat's foot.
He used to be the boss canvas man down at the airport,
let me know, will ya? I wouldn't have to swim.
I'm pretty sure he went through his entire Rolodex.
"I'm a complete failure. I can't support my family."
I think I might've come up with a way to solve the Bill and Kevin situation.
Thank you. Well, in my experience,
♪ And the young apprentice cries? ♪
- What the hell are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
Never give up on your dreams. Never give up.
- You almost look happy. - That's because you weren't born yet.
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