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I don't think I can do that. It's just not who I am.
Hell yes, I did! And I resent the question!
Real man, my ass. Fucking dick!
Come on down, Vic!
She's a keeper!
Oh, I fucked up.
You just proved to me that you have what it takes
Get the fuck out of the street, you little motherfuck...
and their fucking Beatle-haircuts.
And you know brothers love wings!
And if you ever do fuck me,
Yeah, no more babies in this house.
- I'll go be a leech. - Yes, but you're my leech.
And what thanks do I get?
Okay, look, you don't have to go back to school today.
Because you are all just a bunch of ignorant, small-minded...
I got worried when I didn't see anybody through the windows.
I went to the old high school.
Ooh, Canadian! Should I save this for a special occasion?
The fucking dog has his own house! There's no place for me!
Frank, focus.
Here we go again.
I could just sit there and watch. Yeah, I wouldn't say a word.
What's going on here? Why is everyone so happy?
like bees help flowers grow.
No, I don't. That's a popular misconception!
What if I had two babies? Would that get me more?
Pogo couldn't have blackballed me at all of them.
What What
My room sucks! I got no privacy!
- Well, it's an all-day meeting. - Oh, bullshit!
pulling down some sweet alfalfa.
- Won't make that mistake a fourth time. - Stupid Electric Football.
I'm gonna run a bath.
I shouldn't have taken my bad day out on you.
- Kevin. - Right. I know. Stay in school.