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[Pager beeping]
you'll be happy you're a non-naturalized resident alien in Mexico.
I like red ties
We're gonna spend the rest of the day in Mexico...
Well, I told her she was being an idiot and she ran off crying.
about voting in your first presidential election.
Me during the 2008 election
I gave Luanne an In Memoriam Night Light. It plays an excerpt of the “Love Theme” from Sophie’s Choice as pictures of the film industry greats who died in 2014 dissolve on her ceiling. Did you get one for Bobby?
a lot of nonsense.
Nope. Not yet.
But they're gonna have a little surprise come election day...
The Manger Babies. I'll get rid of them.
Women got the vote and there's nothing we can do about it.
A new spaghetti pot?
Come on.
It’s a M-Den sale Now believe me, this is serous gs
Long live pay revolution
I still get goose pimples thinking about pulling the lever...
Oh, no!
I thought I knew the man.
Well, you have to admire his dedication.
Well, I'm ready to vote. Where's Uncle Hank?
or your uncle made you cry, or your candidate's a dud.
But a man's handshake is an issue.
We're here to remind you to register to vote.
If there's any problem, civil unrest, military coup...
- Why? - It was supposed to be a surprise.