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PEGGY: Okay, I just voted.
And even if we weren't, well...
Bobby, no! That's pig water!
Poor confused bastard.
moves out of his parents' house and into the White House!
Dale, can I see your keys for a second?
It’s Scott at the M-Den. Now believe me, this is serious
Hey, look. A fringe candidate.
Luanne, I want you to meet me at our polling place.
you don't even know how to work the VCR.
I don't want to talk about it.
I got a theory, but it involves the largest mirror in Texas.
My name is Ted T. Ganaway and I'm running for president.
No, it's Luanne Platter.
God bless you and God bless the United States of America.
The people united...
Oh, well, we're in Mexico. What are you gonna do?
A leather backpack?
Close your eyes and listen to the issues.
It saved me lots of time. Hank?
Come on, Mom.
Boo? No No No, It’s Okay, I Was Just… No No No No No No Don’t Be Scared, That Wasn’t Real, It’s Just A… I Was Just… No
and not sleeping with the help and such. But a wimpy handshake...
Well, he'll be back before the polls close, won't he?
No. But that's okay.
Luanne, I’m telling you, if you do that again, you’ll be on the bench. Luanne hits Hank with the penguin and is sent to the bench for 21 minutes.
Not this pig, not today.
That's good...
You made eye contact.
It's... Well, it's the character issue.
Yes!
Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
It's Rudy at Goobersmooches. Now, believe me, this is serious.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the main event...
is Egyptian cotton/linen irregulars at 40% off.
Uncle Hank, no.