Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His handshake...
- I have two minutes. - One minute.
But I bought you a leather key chain at the Coach outlet...
I guess I cancel your vote out.
who doesn't pay his Discover Card bill.
- A little before 7:00. - I have 7:00.
Oh, Hank. Again?
You’re listening to Tom and Diane, on today’s Sunny 95, and we reached a Friday. It is time for the Pledge of Allegiance... Screw this Peggy. Let’s listen to another radio station, like Jack FM. They play what they want.
Hello, friends.
No, no. I've got to vote.
and let George W. put his issues...
At the Heimlich County Fair.
You might as well give up your citizenship.
See, the guy's smiling, happy, on top of the world.
No, you cannot. I hate communists.
Dang it, Dale. Turn around up here.
It's Limp
Yeah, I think I wanted the corn on a stick.
Nothing to worry about, folks.
I can't bring a communist to see the next president of the United States.
I look like a jackass.
- I can't remember. - I'll wing it.
It is the most difficult dive known to man or pig:
And I'll give you the pants I just bought you for Christmas.
- What's wrong, Hank? - Oh, my God!
I'm hungry, too.