Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Pager beeping]

I look like a jackass.

and a brand-new president.

Hey, y'all. How're y'all doing?

But that's okay. Hank says he's not voting.

when long-shot candidate Ted T. Ganaway...

Luanne, you're acting like an idiot.

I don't know. He's really handsome.

but two hula hoops.

I don't want them guessing my weight on an empty stomach.

doesn't have a strong enough finger to push the button.

Uncle Hank, I registered to vote.

Come on, Hank. Spend tomorrow not voting with me.

Wait till you hear him call for lower taxes and a stronger national defense.

we will remain in Mexico under assumed identities.

You have to be her fairy godmother...

- What did you get me? A money clip? - Keep guessing.

He's gonna cut my taxes...

You are Fritz Krueger: wealthy Ecuadorian rancher.

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I hate communists!

Hank, I'm making cookies to serve on election day.

If he tells you, it won't come true.