Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you take off your work pants

You know what, I'm gonna take it one step further and propose

I want to get that Jesus-on-the-cross look.

- Oh, God, all over the place. - Really?

Me explaining his tv schedule to the doctor.

- Since when do you pay to stay in a hospital? - Since always.

I’ve got boxes full of SCOOPS

My body's working at 100% EFFICIENCY

I can't get worked up. My doctor told me not to get worked up.

Really lets your ass breathe.

Uh, no, I believe that is what taxes are for.

- You're smoking now? - Yeah, I'm smoking now.

Why is the government not providing us with health insurance?

I, on the other hand, have not taken a shit in days.

Dawn, half the people in these stories have been made up

There's not a single, goddamn desk in that office.

It’s all connected. You’re talking about the Mind-Body-Abs connection

- I don't know if I'm ready. - I'm not feeling ready.

They're gonna catch on to you.

Oh, it feels a little weird.

It says here 2018-2022: Joe Mixon Owner

I want to stay nice and lean and tight.

I'm rifling through your music, and it's pretty terrible.

Think about what I would like to do.

What if we split the pay right down the middle?

THAT RIGHT THERE IS STEVEN HOUSE

And it's the most important muscle in the entire body.

And duties that include

Now, let's talk about the mail.

Yeah, how does an ass breathe? Explain that to me.