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It wasn't your fault, Gilligan.
When you're in trouble and need help. Who do you go to?
- You. - Oh, Lovey.
[argument continues]
Gilligan, will you concentrate?
Yes, dear.
Oh, not a bit.
* Uncharted desert isle *
* Five passengers set sail that day *
We were, until you started to be a party pooper.
I repeat, silly superstitions incocted by ignorant savages.
- You know who. - I know but tell me anyway.
- What's on your mind? - What's on your lip?
* The weather started getting rough *
Oh, it's almost an hour.
I'm making sure a hawk doesn't swoop down and carry me off.
- My eyes? - Yeah, they're not sad enough.
Somebody will step on it. Here hold these. Here.
Oh, I don't. It's completely unscientific.
Timber.
Well, any luck?
Okay, Skipper. Let's try.
Skipper, my dad was real short I used to look down at him.
He's so unselfish. I think for a friend, he'd turn inside out.
That's exactly right.
It's the other eye, Skipper. It's the other eye. The eye.
Sure we will. Take off your shoes. Walk in a straight line.
That ice-cream was dropped from a plane.
- Now make a fist. - Uh-huh.
And don't get yourself lost like you did that jewel.
Every part of you feels calm
You'd have your choice of leading ladies to pick from.
- What's that, Gilligan? - I have a shooting marble.
Little buddy. Gilligan. Look.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, Skipper.
Oh, that's the old pioneer stud, my dear.