Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Named... CryptoForBareToes?
And prove we're violent and stupid?
All right! Welcome back.
Crude characters. Here we go. [ Screaming ]
They're long gone now. Really?
Morty protocol, children. [ Students scream ]
Oh, my Go-- Adventures, Morty.
It's finally happened.
I think I speak for all world leaders
never wets the bed.
it blocks my creative flow.
Can we help you?
So what's this for now?
If you'd like, we could patch up
Does anyone know how to mail things to publishers?
[ Mouse clicking ]
Like, life gets, um...
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for lunch.
I said "clever girl" earlier. You didn't even react.
I'm the one who got you the gig, you son of a bitch!
adjusting to its reduced accountability.
Long time ago.
[ Rumbling, students screaming ]
Excuse me. Aren't you gonna say who wrote it?
♪ Those are real dinosaur names ♪
[ Laughs ]
-Yeah, Dad, how do you do it? -How do you do it, Dad?
Looks like Earth could have done worse.
Oh, my God, are you fucking kidding me?
Man: Trains rule!
Zero Dark Thirty these fuckers for the good of the species.
I'm dropping in for data.
They didn't even dominate us
Why would planet-killing meteors follow dinosaurs?
just to train you to not bring it up.
to ensure humanity will be safe is for us to go.
C'mon. Do it.
Let me explain.
Holy shit! I'm a famous author!
So, what, now you're gonna fight them?
Before we start...
What, they're just gonna let the meteor hit them a-and die?
♪ Bambiraptor ♪
It's gonna be classic episodes, Morty.
It's all here in this book that belongs to everyone.
that followed in your wake?