Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you just want it closed?

Rick, Mom's working, and Dad's still sleeping.

are two sides of the same coin, so what's the point?

Which further proves selflessness and selfishness

as they can to their chosen enemy, which is guess who.

Only people who have really fucked up in the past

Where's the mic?

We're even making a series of increasingly terrible movies

that, um, doesn't involve violence.

Yes! Righteous R-Rick.

Oh, c'mon, Dad. You don't hate this, too?

♪ Vulcanodon ♪

When we left, you were basically squirrels.

I clearly mean that in the '90s ironic sense,

that you folks had to think,

[Clears throat] welcome home, dinosaurs.

Goodbye. No. Wait.

Goodbye, old friends.

We didn’t see nothin’

Wish we could pay,

♪ Type 2 diabetes ♪

You fucking hypocritical cocks.

It's a common misconception that they roamed our planet.

Okay, that hurt.

But surely our ancestors must have left some evidence behind.

And this one...

We all know that. You know what's real?