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Sex can even be a cure.
A little? Girl, please.
I gotta go. But meet me in the on-call room in an hour.
- Dude, I'm dying here. - It's 18 hours since you had sex.
If I find time to write an order for bedpans, I write it fast.
You would veto the French Riviera for our honeymoon
and, gosh, you know me, I'm a giver.
Apparently it hurts when she makes whizzy winkles through her sea biscuit.
So I don't feel like being judged
Maybe the dirty little secret about sex is that it isn't so dirty after all.
When that happens, I have to spend the day crawling around inside the wall.
- Are you two WASPs? - Episcopalian. Why?
with both quality colleagues, such as yourself,
January 2nd feels
This is a hospital. Why are you playing that song?
- Sorry, on his what? - His peepers.
I'm sure you haven't.