Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What channel is that Queer Guy show on?
But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me.
- You're stupid. - You're just embarrassing yourself.
For reading your chicken-scratch handwriting. Who is with me?
- I'm saying, this is torture. - Why don't you take care of yourself?
We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off, the classic anthem to platonic love?
I swore I wouldn't do this.
I run back and forth for 18 hours a day
- Just great. - Hey, watch it.
Band night cancelled? Just isnt fair I tell ya
- I only did that like twice in my life. - Same here.
I do, but not here because I'll probably just cry,
Careful. You better be careful, cos I'm Carla.
- Excuse me. - What?
It's not my fault dirty stuff makes me uncomfortable.
I knew you'd end up liking it.
No one cares.
If you met Jesus, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey.
No. That's my son. He's hungry and he's got a load in his pants so big
It starts every day at five,