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Mornings in a hospital are filled with possibilities.
But if we work at it, we can get beyond that discomfort...
So as far as this no-sex thing goes, I'm with you 100%.
Damn.
Prison lock-down. No one gets in or out.
- "Anal" is not a dirty word, sir. - Tell that to my wife.
That's easy. Just tell her about it. Tell her everything you feel.
You could encounter a disease you've never seen before,
Really? Mr Ferguson's corpse begs to differ.
So throw your feet up in these stirrups here and scoot your tushie down.
- Then what is it? - I don't know if you've noticed.
lay on the couch and have a beer, watch some Sports Center,
- Is it sad? - Her vagina.
You told me to tell her how I feel. I did just that.
We don't have to take our clothes off
You stop it.
This could be from the prostatitis.
You'll remain on the floor until you come up with a new plan for me.
Perhaps you should wait out in the hallway.
I am awakened by a sound.