Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're my brother, Ted.
Everything's...
burrowing into my scalp,
And that's when I realized
- You really want to know? -Yeah!
Oh, of course
It was just a small fight.
Um, I was up in this part of town
Oh, Amsterdam.
I didn't know that that was a breakup.
Jell-O?
I think you can handle it.
Oh, that sounds like so much fun.
You did want to.
I made the biggest mistake of my life.
How long was it before...?
it sounds like you broke up with her.
but Stella's a mom.
Barney, you, uh...
hey any beer in the fridge?
and unless you're pregnant,
Forget about all that.
Yeah.
I love you, too.
It sucks, but I'm being the good guy here.
Fourscore and seven years ago,
And a box of pencils called "destiny!"
Kids this is the story of the cab ride that changed my life