Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barney's whole thing about making plans in a relationship?

"This isn't happening. This isn't happening."

There are no lice in my hair...

I guess it was rude of me to keep resuscitating that guy

his life flashed before his eyes.

- I know what he saw: boobs. -Scotch.

Two miracles in one day.

Are you kidding?

It was the toughest day of my young life.

Those little bastardsgave me lice.

I'm ready to give you what you need.

he had learned about an experimental procedure

Hey, Ted said that right before the accident,

- You want to know? -Yeah.

I wasn't getting enough sleep.

A suit of boobs.

Oh, my God. What did they cut?

It got pretty mushy and embarrassing after that.

God knows what will happen if I got into that cab

If there's anything I've taught you over the years, it's...

You'd want to know if this happened to him.

God, it itches.