Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God, it itches.

A suit of boobs.

There are no lice in my hair...

It was the toughest day of my young life.

"This isn't happening. This isn't happening."

I wasn't getting enough sleep.

Are you kidding?

his life flashed before his eyes.

Two miracles in one day.

- I know what he saw: boobs. -Scotch.

It got pretty mushy and embarrassing after that.

You'd want to know if this happened to him.

he had learned about an experimental procedure

I'm ready to give you what you need.

Barney's whole thing about making plans in a relationship?

I guess it was rude of me to keep resuscitating that guy

Those little bastardsgave me lice.

Oh, my God. What did they cut?

- You want to know? -Yeah.

Hey, Ted said that right before the accident,

God knows what will happen if I got into that cab

If there's anything I've taught you over the years, it's...