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Let's just say your father has a lot up his ass right now.
- How about this afternoon at 3:00? - Oh. Okay.
See ya!
Dude, where the hell have you been?
like you were last night's pork chops. Now we wander the earth in disarray.
- What? - 'N Sync, Backstreet Boys,
Maybe you can come perform at my Elks Club sometime.
Too good for a pissant choir in a pissant mountain town.
- What's happening here? - I don't know. I guess nothing.
Move along, ma'am.
And cut! All right. Our video is complete.
I’m gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
I don't understand. Just let me go do this one thing
G.
Yup. That was a good one, God.
Well, all right, then.
Stanley, it's just that there's better things you could be doing
I've got a new strain of anthrax
We need energy. We need to be up.
- I wanna be the tough one. - You can't be the tough one,
Kenny says that's not what it means.
The lies were terrible, but believe it or not, the Gentiles ate them up.
Okay. Yeah, maybe.
Thank you, Butters, we'll let you know.
- Okay, okay. - Hey, don't hassle the talent, ma'am.
I'll just fingerbang-bang you every night
Except for Lilith, of course.
Oh, praise his name!
Thanks, Wendy. Don't call us. We won't call you, either.
Well, Eric, I think you're just focusing in on the wrong thing.
Did you have fun at Eric's house today, Stanley?