Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, my daughter and I would love to meet her one day. Perhaps she could...
My goodness, I remember the first time I saw that picture.
Jane, I want to talk to...
Uh-huh. Think there's any chance for me?
This is Blanche. Blanche Hudson.
We gotta have some ice cream for Blanche.
- Specially. - Very lifelike.
Oh, about the ad.
His address is heaven above.
...telling you to sell the house.
...Baby Jane Hudson, from the family home on McCadden in Hollywood...
The reason for women who defend Duck Dynasty beards.
- How are you? - Swell.
Gee, that's a good idea.
It wasn't my fault. She wouldn't go away.
You know what makes her do things like this.
Jane's got her pride. She's a very sensitive girl.
Could I speak to the doctor?
I think you'll find he's very well-qualified.
JANE: Oh, our business manager.
I just told Miss Blanche.
See you next Tuesday, then.
Maybe I should get a checkup or something.
And I know what you're trying to do.
She tried to murder her own sister.
These people.
We're not going to be needing you anymore.
What do they make monsters like this for?
And pretty soon the sun will come up and it will be nice.
Now when I'm very good.
Someday, sooner or later, that girl's gonna end up in a home.
Let's go bye-bye.
It has all lights on it.
I don't like talking about money, do you?
I'm dying.
...for someone with your qualifications.
I used to give them to all my really good friends...
It's nice there. And then we can be friends again.
I made you that way.
She'll be upset anyway, Miss Blanche.
(Sobbing)
He used to put them in special books.
Who The Hell Was Baby Jane Hudson?
Miss Blanche, I'll tell you right now, if that sister of yours...
BLANCHE (On Phone): Hello? Is somebody...?
Well, now, let me see, um...
I'm so excited.
Gee, she must be about 150 by now.
Don't act up, sweetheart. You gotta take your nap, you know that.
When they found me...
Bye, now.
I always think the personal column's nicer, don't you?
Oh, uh, sure.
- Dr. Shelby? - Yes, Blanche.
Piano and banjo.
you are about to judge jew shiendalin! this is a court of jew judges!
Yes, fine.
Miss Blanche?
Yeah, I've thought about that.
Well, I'll be expecting him then.
We don't need Elvira.
I don't know, doctor. I mean...
What am I going to do?
Oh, to hell with it!
I've written, "Dear Daddy, we miss you."
Well, he's with a patient right now.
She's just fine.
I'm sorry, I thought you ought to know.
Blanche.
Doing what?
And Iliad means quality.
Never mind. Maybe he'll come back.
The postman says that's best to do
No. You didn't eat your din-din So you'll have to wait till lunchtime
I don't see how you could fail.
But I have to talk to him. I've got to.
I guess it will be all right, Miss Hudson.
No, I haven't yet. It's, uh, rather difficult.