Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No more Mike Tyson Mysteries.
Did she go to the corner store?
No one ever says anything short enough.
Hey, Gil. I hope you and Helen like the crudite platter.
Right. And John Goodman is in it. Look it up.
I'm sorry for you, Gil.
Well, I'll just leave it here.
And guess what then?
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
She left two things at my doorstep.
So, as I was saying,
Yes. Radiology.
Not John Goodman, that's for sure.
(LAUGHS)
Nope.
This doesn't look like 75 kilos. Explain yourself!
Well, I mind if you do.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Do you guys hear that?
One day, I swear to God, I'm gonna break his little neck
I would've had her pick me up some rubbers
The real mystery is where your wife went
The alarm guy was here
Oh. Oh, my God.