Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Every child's favorite Christmas character.

Tell me the story of jazz again.

Ah, just snowflakes on my mustache.

the place to get drunk is at home.

Is that girl really doing that?!

Midge, it's one minute till Christmas,

assembling all those toys without me!

Horrible, yet enthralling.

I'm the one that kept Homer from coming home,

Can I borrow, like, $10000? Can I borrow, like, $10000?

Don't worry, none goes to Willie.

and if I'm ever gonna be a good guy, it's now.

Visitor for Abe Simpson.

I remember Christmas Eve when I was eight.

Smithers, We need to cancel the 10:30 spirit.

I don't want to ruin the magic.

Especially this time.

Oh, Homer, unto us this day, a neighbor is born.

With his marriage in this much trouble,

Are you just buying this to be nice?

Ah, just 'cause you're here shouldn't make you sad.

Marge, think about what you're saying.

Heading home, baby.

Abe Simpson, please.

Maybe Marge would forgive me

to someone I cared for,

Mm, load-bearing wall.

I'm trying to find my husband, and nothing's open.