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Hello! One day, you can grow up to be president.
I'll here from you? All right, later.
when you can have all these different kinds of wallpaper?
Ah, you see, because I have secret.
- and we'd like to do it... - I will give you my sperm.
- Yes. - And that, therefore,
a $15 million donation to your library.
Ben, I need to talk to you.
at least he was a good listener.
So, he who hath betrayed me
I know that you will soon find
I agree. It is so much less than you are worth.
Good luck.
It is actually what you vomit after eating shit.
Jesus, you and Doyle really have a wide-on for this guy.
So he's got a goat to scape if things go wrong.
eating popcorn and watching "Downton Abbey"
Yep.
That sounds bad. Look, please, can you help me get it off?
I can't afford to lose this job, Gary,
- Right. - Right.
Hey, Kent.
- No, Buddy! - Like the love of the wonderful woman
Uh, I'm actually pretty jet-lagged.
You two ding-dongs look like you fingered the Incredible Hulk.
- I'm buying. - Oh!
- All right, push in, push in. - Uh, we'll take this one.
a $10 million donation to help you build your library.
Murman here is an old client of mine,
about growing up as a tire-burner's son
I already have 434 brand-new best friends
In Finland, we call this fever of the sausage
of Georgia's first free and open election.
But, look, I can't take that money...
Okay. Gary? Gar...
You know, his stories have a solid point.
For instance, perhaps we would say there have been certain irregularities
Look, did you read the CODEL schedule of official events
Uh, why, have you heard something?
or however you fill your empty days?
Minna? Minna, what is going on with you?