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We have adopted
Wait, you tested my bidet?
I haven't spoken to you since the historic House vote.
Madam President, let me tell you little story about growing up in the Gurjaani countryside.
do not think that the elections have been free and fair.
See, at least when I was leader of the free world,
Jesus, democracy. What a horror show this is.
Okay, well, that is ridiculous.
I am announcing tonight that I'm withdrawing
and that he is now not speaking to me?
Well, that depends how you define bad.
Okay.
Selina Meyer travels the globe,
But I don't wanna lose it, I think.
Why couldn't you have gotten me on
It's an American expression.
Amy, darling, come on out here, honey.
and the only reason he hasn't been dragged naked through the streets
- It's very interesting. - Hey, put that on.
all the worst traits of Russia
he liked to insert in the anus of his opponents.
Please hold. It was an accident.
- Ah, yes, the yin and the yang. - There you go, exactly.
After much soul searching,
- I'm not really sure... - I think it's another 45, 50 minutes.
I don't know. Abby, I guess.
and then the next thing I know, they dyed my thumb
as long as we understand that there is, in fact, no understanding.
No, no, I need to get out of this toxic world of politics
Oh, may I say that the reports of your beauty
- Uh-huh. - Hey, Gary, can I sleep on your couch?
- Oh, she's kissing it. - Well, that's why we moisturize.
As long as the check clears.
- Thank you so much. - Madloba.
God.
Please hold for President Meyer.
Okay, no. I don't get put on hold.
Look at this.