Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can hear you fine from where I am. - No, but come here.
Mom, I told you
Fuck.
Ma'am, you are not gonna believe this.
We will learn from others' mistakes...
Which do you prefer, vaginal or clitoral orgasms?
and own the most popular soccer team,
Yeah, I haven't missed that.
That's right, yes.
but I can't afford to keep it either.
and I was chased by children.
- He said he thought I might like it. - Well, luckily, the president
And I'm using "literally" correctly.
- Ah. - We have so much to say to each other.
I don't care.
standeth before me now.
- I can't believe you! - Stop it.
Now, are you aware that that is the exact opposite
What's up, fellas? How you doing?
Are you fucking...?!
and integrity...
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, maybe. I mean, I guess I could move a couple things around.
With Scab Calloway?
I trust I have made myself suitably clear.
or were there not enough pictures for you?
- It's actually my favorite joke ever. - That's so good!
Oh, welcome! Hello!
- What is it? - Your bidet is splashy
Ooh, clink, clink.
Oh, you must remember not to react to his disfigurement.
Well, that is something we can discuss
- Did you wanna go? - Yeah!
Well, do I work for you? Just answer it.
Do you have any water
Amber, it's Dan-Dan. You in midtown?
Why?
and lead the opposition party,
- 'Cause she's right here. - I'm here, I'm here, I'm... Andrew?
- That came out wrong. - Yeah, way wrong, right?
but also exposed his opponent