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Ergo, he thinks he's gonna win. So we have to beat them.
Wait. So, Devi, are you excited
-Hey, so what should we do tonight? -I don't know. Hook up in your garage?
to ensure the future of our species."
Okay.
[chuckles, kisses]
Mmm. That should help us in the debate.
Yeah. The only periodical we have in our library
by how badly you're gonna get crushed at tomorrow's tournament.
I'm basically Jean Valjean.
What if our moms catch us?
Pits as dry as the Sahara.
I haven't even started.
You see what they did to this country?
[laughing] He said bosom.
[scoffs] There's my label maker
Good Morning Bitches!
Resolved, that performance-enhancing drugs should be allowed in sports.
[fire alarm sounding]
No, that's a definite keeper. -Mami, you got to get rid of some things.
[sighs disappointedly]
Why did that phrase sound so familiar?
I mean, aside from their beautifully tailored blazers,
That's why I didn't tell my mom where I'm going today.
Mmm.
Like this bag of wrapping paper scraps?
Pati, I had no idea.
aka your house, aka the place where everyone hates me already.