Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Papa needs a new pair of flip-flops.

Kind of going for a Frances Farmer thing?

We get to spend another 15 seconds with each other.

- Pull yourself together. - I can't handle this.

Yeah, I know, Mom. I'm watching it right now.

It wasn't you. You had nothing to do with it.

- You deal. - All right.

Will, I felt nothing.

and I started doing that thing where I close one eye,

The other person I could be having fun with

You're the reason I'm not interested in men.

What am I gonna do? I can't come with $2,000.

I still have a novella to write, and I've never met Barbara Eden!

Because gay men don't ballroom dance.

Oh, oh, yes. She's just as beautiful as ever.

Oo-ooh, you're dangerous.

I'm not convinced.

I hope you got some breakfast bars 'cause I'm in a rush.

Not in my version, boss man.

We'll do a Keanu Reeves, high-fat ice cream combo pack.

I can't go to jail, Will. I'll never pull off the jumpsuit.

Will, we have to think of ourselves more as just roommates.

Feeling horny yet?

But then again, not much does.

Nothing happened.

I just don't get it.

My life is just beginning!

I don't take pills.