Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I want that for you.

Getting Carlo off of crystal meth.

[sobs] His penis sounded like Ray Romano!

Rick, sit down and shut the fuck up!

while you're circling the drain like a total turd.

Oh, man, I've heard so much about you. You're, like, famous to me.

Oh, stress you don't know.

You're getting your hair pubed?

What's the worst that could happen?

Who was Lewis Glouberman?

-What the... -Or the number of tampons you've ruined?

-Like, hello! Meth head, please. -Maury, she's seven.

Your daddy's gonna be restocking red pepper hummus

-Polio's making a comeback. -Oh, yeah.

Jessi, everything's gonna be okay.

Sounds like your friend is doing much better than you are.

and I don't respond well to change.

Get digging, Rick, the ingredients are probably underground.

I bet it smells like moldy pashminas in there.

Oh, I just, you know, got it pubed. Do you like it?

Mmm! Well, this is a tasty cake pop! [chuckles]

-Guess who. -Joy Behar!

and believe me, the audience wants to see what that is!

Is your mind blown?

♪ And all that went unspoken ♪

-Hey, Andy. -Hi.

but that doesn't mean you leave Dad's coffin festering in a parking lot...

-That's right! -Yes!

-Indeed. -Well, then at least jerk off!

Mom! So, you're just gonna leave without saying goodbye?

No! When I broke the Method and jerked off to her picture,

[laughs] Yeah. She is funny.

♪ Jesse, I'll always cut fresh flowers For you ♪

Like, is she actually pretty, or is she just young?

-I wanted to see if you were okay? -[scoffs] I'm fine.

-Oh, God, they're right. -There's nothing I can do. I'm gonna die.

Oh, well, that's actually great, because I am busy,

You think I don't want to put my Private Benjamin in her parent trap?

You got a block of cheese at home.

I was able to find someone who actually wanted to bake with me.

Maybe could you bring some of your spinach dip?

Every time you close your eyes, Andrew,

Have her sit shiva on your Hebrew National?