Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pov: you enter an old janitor's closet
Belts are a great way to express opinions.
Yay!
I'll remind her of my foot in her ass
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Where you burp where you fart and you fart where you burp.
In other pseudo-scientific news, a local man claims to have spotted Bigfoot.
Yeah, that's what kids want with their chocolate, fruit.
Holy cow!
She can't answer you. She can't even talk.
in a hot body /weird face contest.
What a God-awful mess those things are. Chocolate with raisins in it.
At the top of the news tonight, authorities have called off their pursuit
Thanks, Duke.
Man, Texas is great. Back where I'm from,
Pardon me, sir. We're trying to locate a possessed child.
Yeah.
Hey, Chris, check out my belt buckle. It says, "Everything's bigger in Texas. "
...People magazine when the movie... - No, no.
Settle down, Meg. Okay, I see old man Cheney guarding the place.
Fellas, fellas, can't we talk this over?
Sweet, we are out of here. Now I can do what I planned to do this morning.
What? You are not performing an exorcism on my baby.
Hello? Oh, hi, Jillian.
She won't care, Chris. She's off on her ninth honeymoon.
Where're we going?