Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have everything and you have nothing
if you have such a big problem with them, instead of blaming the shows themselves.
I have everything and you have nothing!
Nice to meet you. We're the Griffins.
Authorities are on the lookout for one-year-old Stewie Griffin,
"and then cram it to the bottom of the hamper
Miss Dixie-Ann Thomas,
But I guess that's too much to ask.
Me passing thru security to keep the line moving with my buzzballs the raver in front of me getting the fall pat down and bag check
The horse may have pooped in the bed.
Hey, Lois, look at this. The church is holding auditions for a new organist.
Okay, okay, hear me out.
- See? There's a lot going on here. - Lot going on.
- Everyone knows... - No, no.
You marry Billy Joel, it's gonna happen one way or another.
Did you hear that cashier's accent?
It actually... It actually gets pretty watchable.
You understand what I'm trying to say to you?
I'd like you to meet my daughter's husband, Michael.
Oh, what a thrill
We're going to Texas. We can stay at my sister Carol's place until this blows over.
You never answer your cell phone
- Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons.
Are you sure Aunt Carol won't mind us using her house?
Lois, I cannot believe you would ban the horse from our bed.
Wait a minute, you know? How long have you known?
This is Channel Five News, Texas, with Duke Dillon.
- Hey, do you still do stand-up? - I do. I'm still touring.
No, sorry, Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.
Who cares? As long as it's away from those bloody church fanatics.
in texas, we execute the retarded
I'll give you 18% of my foot in your ass.
of a fugitive Rhode Island baby who was thought to be possessed by the devil.
and cold-filtered Miller Genuine Draft.