Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Howdy, Texas, I'm Duke Dillon.
Well, I don't know if I can compete with the rest of these people, but here goes.
- What? - Never mind.
On which we used to rely?
- Thank you for all your help. - My pleasure, Peter.
Bottle of Jack Daniel's, please.
There it is. The Crawford Ranch.
Why do you say "organist" if you don't want...
and banish the devil from his infant soul.
My word, what a fascinating man this Jesus must've been.
Oh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
I'm not taking my sneakers off I'm Sneakers O'Toole
Talking is for terrorists and blacks. In Texas, we execute the retarded!
They feel right, Brian. They feel right…
I know what boys like
- That baby just threw up the host! - That's a sign of the devil!
Settle down, Meg…
- I'm in Atlanta next week. - Great. Oh, well, this will be fun.
You know, they say Tom Cox is so tough
Oh, don't y'all drink that. Youse gonna get sick.
3 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 17 = 2499
- What? I have to go. - Wait, wait, I have another question.
See this car? I restored it myself this summer.
"Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock,
That’s what kids want with their chocolate Fruit
Boys like
Damn, it's still raining. Lois, you mind if I go in the house?
Calm down, everyone. He's just a little sick.
I can't believe we're actually doing this.
And the meme generator is broken again. I genuinely hate this website so fucking much
Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place
Why don't you do something more interesting?
I know what guys want
- That's right! - Awesome.