Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, don't y'all drink that. Youse gonna get sick.
I'm not taking my sneakers off I'm Sneakers O'Toole
- Thank you for all your help. - My pleasure, Peter.
Bottle of Jack Daniel's, please.
Howdy, Texas, I'm Duke Dillon.
Calm down, everyone. He's just a little sick.
- That's right! - Awesome.
I can't believe we're actually doing this.
Damn, it's still raining. Lois, you mind if I go in the house?
My word, what a fascinating man this Jesus must've been.
- I'm in Atlanta next week. - Great. Oh, well, this will be fun.
They feel right, Brian. They feel right…
and banish the devil from his infant soul.
Why do you say "organist" if you don't want...
3 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 17 = 2499
- What? I have to go. - Wait, wait, I have another question.
That’s what kids want with their chocolate Fruit
Talking is for terrorists and blacks. In Texas, we execute the retarded!
You know, they say Tom Cox is so tough
- What? - Never mind.
- That baby just threw up the host! - That's a sign of the devil!
There it is. The Crawford Ranch.
"Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock,
Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place
And the meme generator is broken again. I genuinely hate this website so fucking much
Well, I don't know if I can compete with the rest of these people, but here goes.
Boys like
Why don't you do something more interesting?
See this car? I restored it myself this summer.
I know what boys like
Oh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
I know what guys want
Settle down, Meg…
On which we used to rely?