Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chris, we're in Texas now. If I'm not riding a horse,

And then bring it back here, so we can bask in its Bushy goodness.

None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.

We can't do this over the phone. You're gonna have to come over.

there's no chin under his beard.

Have you seen anyone who looks like this?

Brian, I'm reading TV Guide

I love you, filthy hobo.

- He was on the cover of... - No, no, no.

That's an adult beverage right there.

A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to his capture.

Are those new slacks?

I'm psyched to brand my first cow.

You know, all I wanted

What is this? What the hell are we doing here?

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

I'm already standing in urine, and I hate the person I'm with.

Maybe you should take responsibility for what values your kids are getting.

Yes, but I have just one question.

7 x 3931 = 26817

We're the Lynches. We live next door.

And a razor blade to shave.

Well, you're not quite in the club yet.

...Kevin Bacon was the star of Footloose. - No, no, no!

Hi, I'm the husband.

You got to sneak onto the Crawford Ranch

I can't believe Mrs. Bush kept all these Planned Parenthood receipts.