Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Brian, I'm reading TV Guide

Maybe you should take responsibility for what values your kids are getting.

We're the Lynches. We live next door.

I'm already standing in urine, and I hate the person I'm with.

I love you, filthy hobo.

And then bring it back here, so we can bask in its Bushy goodness.

Have you seen anyone who looks like this?

I'm psyched to brand my first cow.

Well, you're not quite in the club yet.

And a razor blade to shave.

None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.

What is this? What the hell are we doing here?

...Kevin Bacon was the star of Footloose. - No, no, no!

Are those new slacks?

I can't believe Mrs. Bush kept all these Planned Parenthood receipts.

That's an adult beverage right there.

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

Chris, we're in Texas now. If I'm not riding a horse,

You know, all I wanted

We can't do this over the phone. You're gonna have to come over.

Yes, but I have just one question.

Hi, I'm the husband.

A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to his capture.

there's no chin under his beard.

You got to sneak onto the Crawford Ranch

7 x 3931 = 26817

- He was on the cover of... - No, no, no.