Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no big deal, really. Just being mauled

I'm fine. Just hang tight.

- What do you mean? He's awesome. - Whatever.

Yeah, there was that too.

Oh, really. Do you also offer a creative-writing program?

But there's monsters everywhere.

Why are they walking towards us?

I could lose my job.

I told you. We come here, we find treasure.

- We're too busy. Stop it. - We're doing this.

If YARN Memes was alive, then he's a FUCKING GUILT TRIPPER AND FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER ASSHOLE!!!

Sarah, stop fooling around.

Look what you did to poor Terry.

We have to stop him.

Sergeant Squash, open fire.

We are living a Goosebumps story right now?

Oh, let me get that. But nice try. Very creative.

Any questions...?

Hey, are you wearing my old sweater

- What's this? - Let's see. Old radio.

It's like being in the movies!

through giant electric towers:

- What are you doing? - I'm calling.

I had this crazy dream.

Put those cute words in my mouth.

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♪ Things ain't never Gon' be the same ♪

Tommy, pull up your pants!

Hi His HAppy eats tee

Great. What else did I complain about?

Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

Mom! No! My essay is due Friday.

- where I work. - Of course.

I'd like to check this book out, please.

Dude, I think we just found a treasure chest!

YOU'RE A PSYCHO!!! Sally, I didn't mean--

- So much for treasure. - Well, look.

Hello Sam, Thank you for saving me from that moron today.

Don't you mean our mother?

Okay, watch out.

The hand has my hand!

by my favorite comfort food!

I'm sure it was an accident.

I can't do it, Sam.

Oh, my... Oh! Whoa!

I present to you all:

Damn it, Sally! Just... just sit there, will ya? I'll get us up. I don't want your help!

I don't care, I'm coming with you. Well you're not going to sit with me.

- It wasn't an accident. The dummy did it. - Yeah.

Sorry. I'm getting close.

Okay. Hey, you know, the adult diapers

SHUT UP!!! You don't understand...

Power, sound, maybe even brain waves.

Um, any advice on college essays?

The book with the lock on it.

I'm going to do what Stine couldn't:

Otherwise, leave a message.

It had these supernatural powers.

You know I always survive.

Look out, look out! Ah!

I believe in you.

That's why this is happening.

Okay, but long story short, we found...

Fine. You win, Slappy.

We still have all this stuff. This is a good haul.

It's like a microphone?

I banned sucking, yet here you are. Now, come on.

I can barely see out of this thing.

Go to hell! Besides, if you don't believe Boo was real, why are you so jealous of him? Why does it bother you how upset I am? That... is a very good point.

Mom expects me to run this entire house by myself.

Yes, ma'am. This afternoon?

How much are they paying us for this?

- What'd I do? - I don't need a wingman.

Thank you. Heh, heh. Blue is very in this year.