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She suck my dick last night. I'm gonna do it to your mother last night. I'm gonna suck my tongue right over my vagina.
Look at the scoreboard, amigo.
Why didn't you call me?!
I'm sure that penis is way more scared of you than you are of it!
Uh, what?
is considered one of the most difficult
Well, a penis is something a man puts into a woman's vagina.
- What is it? - Call just came through.
How do I reach This pain au chocolate
Fuck you, man! You can't do that.
If you're good enough, you can cheat right in front of them!
Students, I want to congratulate you on your amazing test scores.
Well, then get an AIDS test, Thompson, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot.
# Someone, somewhere, #
That sounds like a chance to really make an impact
Sorry, Garrison, your penis is gone.
I guess it's true. What's that old saying?
When Bill Belichick cheated for the Patriots, what did he do?
Why... It's my penis.
Don't let it get out of the lab.
Alright, Clyde, you're first. Get up here.
and really turn their lives around.
Go ahead, the door's right there.
Let me see if it feels right in my hand.
Well then get an AIDS test Barry cause your wifes a dude faggot
She's a woman, but then she got a sex change and became a man,
Are we gonna get tested on this?
And then I see this person on Oprah.