Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Your teacher's penis? - Yeah, that must be his!

Yeah, come on. We can do this, guys.

he did not panic.

Malita! Malita, hold on!

Uh, who, who else would like to be teacher for the day?

How Do I reach these kids?

Alright. Now, when Bill Belichick got caught with his camera,

I'll give you my attention all night long, Mrs. Miller!

This picture of a mouse genetically altered to grow a human ear

to college and probably have a bunch more abortions.

A little middle class white boy telling them what to do?

I thought that, well, maybe I can give cheating a try.

but then she got pregnant and is having a baby

You can't quit now? Come on, what's wrong with you?

Boys! Boys, have you seen my penis?!

Hey. You're not my penis!

Because they get abortions when they're young.

Now they're gonna know we've been cheating all along!

and that way you can...

I reached these kids.

Principal Victoria! Over here!

Well, it still has some forming to do, but fairly soon.

Okay, students,

Getting material ahead of time.

Whatever, the whole class scored super high on the tests.