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Happy friday
When taking a test, you must also 'videotape the defense.'
There you are! Got you!
After leading your class through review,
No matter how many times you say I cheated,
"Eek, A Penis!"
I'll be right back.
What do you want? I'm trying to teach.
He's won three Superbowls. How?
your schoolmates scored higher than they ever have on their tests!
Didn't you see that penis just now?!
- Fluffy ears, okay. - Think you got it, Mitch?
I am here to teach you calculus.
My penis came back. But why?
onto laboratory mice.
The school board is so impressed with your progress,
He even got caught cheating.
Wow, my penis looks great!
That means I'm really still a man!
Thanks, everyone. It's great to be back.
Young man, word of your success as a student teacher
The answer to number 28 is fourteen.
your new teacher.
If I gave you some of my DNA,
There it is!
That sounds like a chance to really make an impact
- A penis? - Yes, it just ran across the floor!
Don't commend me, it's the students' fault for being so stupid!
alright, let's see what we can do.
It's like my whole life has just been one big screw up, you know?