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For once I did everything right.
My dad won't know 'cause he's at work.
A chance to bring down Bart Simpson?
How would I explain it to Ralphie?
How do I look?
No, Lisa.
but a subtler shade of gray, yo.
Not Without Ass-welts.
Oh, yeah?
I'll tell the world you wet your pants watching Harry Potter.
This is the kidnapper.
And I'm sorry I wrote those letters-to-the-editor calling for your ouster.
This is hopeless.
Man, are you illin'.
Do you think there's a place in the hip hop world for a 40-something year old school administrator?
And I'm here to tell you
The way I was raised,
I need to confess something.
This pity party is over.
We'll let a judge be the judge of that.
Sorry, Fiddy. I have school tomorrow.
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