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Good morning, Miss Schlowski.
Our gaymom says that our gaydad is a real sex machine.
I'm on fire!
Yes, they do.
I don't want to lose Dominic.
Tell me you understand that.
- But you shouldn't punch people. - But she...
I'm not really concerned that KJB hasn't seen kindergarten cop
Gov Andy Beshear calling out Pike Co Bingo Hall
Bright and early.
Yeah. Uh...
That's all I could think of.
There's been a change of plan.
Everyone together! Come on.
with liberty and justice for all.
You've learned that the "E" is often silent
Surprise!
My dad, um, is a psychologist,
They're not in danger.
He's a ca-ca poo-poo.
My dad doesn't live with us anymore.
Me to my ex This is why you'll never change...
Conceived in liberty...
Big circles. Big circles. Good.
yes coffe coffe coffe coffe
Doggies Have a T-bones bunnies have a carrots
You lack discipline!
Shh. Don't say anything. Just take it easy. I'll take care of it. Trust me.
So easy A kindergartener gets it
It’s not a dildo!
It's not a program!
everyone you know dies
No.
Not so tough without you ability to grow grains at scale, are ya
Her ambition was "To travel,
I'm going to plant one of my lasers on that antenna.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I just found out where they're hiding.
Thank you.
And a large bowl of the clam chowder.
That would be fine.
Don't you have anything better to say?
Go. Go for it.
The Little ____
Kirby, you are soft! you lack discipline
He lives in France.
[screaming, crying]
I'm not going to throw up on you, but I am going to kiss you.
On Monday nights, my mom tutors and Mrs. Quinn takes care of me.
I swear you'll never have to run from him again.
I know what I'm doing.
rrrrrrrrring attention recess
Nice to meet you.
Difficult man. Got to get to know him.
June Fire Drill Reminder Due by June 15th
are trying to get away from something, or they're hiding something.
How many?
Dominic, wait!
Ja.
We've got to press Joyce now.
You know what to do?
Listen, Kimble. You got to handle this like any other police situation.
Boys have a penis... girls have a vagina.
Yes.
Danny,
Meet my very good friend, Phoebe O'Hara.
What about child support and alimony?
Stranger Danger! No Crisps allowed!
Stay close to me.
"experience life, and meet interesting people."
Get up!
He doesn't bite. Don't worry.
Shithead.
Gotcha!
I think...
I'll be fine.
Who is your daddy? And what does he do?
Holy cow, is that your new teacher?
There is no Bonchon!!
A goddamn obstacle.
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWFF!
Shut Up! Shut Up!
I didn't mean to startle you.
Mmmm
Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
You'll do this to your own son?
The bad people.
Shut up!?!?! Hahaha! You fool I have 70 alternative accounts!
That's why I quit teaching, you know.
until the end of time.
I'm very happy to be here.
But it worked.
We'll be fine.
I knew it.
about something else that's really important.
Something about having to leave in the middle of the night
He doesn't live in France.
Her name's not Ursula.
I was doing a delivery for Corky last week out of state, and I ran into your ex.
You really like her, and it's scaring you.
I know what you want, but you ain't getting it.
You give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors,
Did they die?
It's not a spectrum disorder
your not so tough without your keyboard are ya
When I was putting Dominic to bed, he mentioned you had a son, too.
Now, I know you like that woman. What is your problem?
Can we talk business?
It's very nice to see you all again.
Allllright
Trump Grifter
just stop im fine igor
Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
It's not a tuna at all
You did very well.
Open up.
He said something about getting his lasers.
Tourists.
That's not what it is.
Who is your DADI and what does he do?
Where, honey?
Good. Ready?
I don't mean anything to him.
i said im fine
No. Don't start this.
There he is.
and those kids know you're scared.
Oh, God.
My reaction when the neighborhood dogs don't stop barking
I don't suppose you would do me the courtesy of filling me in.
It's a fire alarm!
Attack Boys And Girls
No. It's when the daddy doesn't want to see his little boy anymore.
E-I-E-I-O
I have a small problem.
They're all yours.
Good news.
They’re horrible
I thought the introduction of a ferret was a horrible idea,
I don't know.
Joyce!
There never was!