Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. Come on out.

Who is your mentor and what does he do

I got you. Just hold on tight now.

My name is Bruce Kirkpatrick

Oh, jeez. Uh...

750 would be fine.

MY DAD IS A GYNECOLOGIST , AND HE LOOKS AT VAGINAS ALL DAY LONG

Oh, I hate this.

By the people...

and I've just been worried about Sylvester.

You have a son.

Children's aspirin, children's decongestant, antihistamine.

Yeah, you can talk to dogs.

Yeah, it's okay. You can talk to kids.

I'm stuck with your job.

Derek has a vagina.

THERE IS NO CENTRAL JERSEY!

aaaaah im fine what the hell

See you tomorrow at the fair.

today at 13:00 were gonna learn about luke skywalker

What's an Otis Audience? That's An Otis Audience

So the doctor says it's a stomach flu.

But we're pretty much out of the race cars, unless...

We never talk to strangers.

We have a tradition in Austria where we follow the footsteps of our parents.

You have to excuse my brother. He has no manners.

Who’s your daddy and what does he do

Mr. Kimble, are you alriiight?

It's not a pillow!

Please? Let me take a look.

I'll knock 10% off...

That's a ferret.

Boys have penises Girls have vaginas

Did your daddy teach you this game?

Don't you die on me!

You gave more money to Bezos? STOP IT!

Listen, he's a dead ringer for Crisp. Look.

He's inside. Kimble's looking for him.

That's where you're going, you son of a bitch!

It’s not a fumble!

He's a poo-poo ca-ca.

Me trying to leave Ikea!

I can't do that.

Well, if you give me his name and number,

Days, nights, weekends, holidays.

Check out of here. This stuff will kill you.

Why are you coughing? It’s NOT Corona!

Go quickly. Get your toy.

Dominic! Where's Dominic?

After the lineup, I'll drive you home. I'll even buy you dinner.

Lots of love Pocka!!!! xxxxx

We start right here. You.

I don't have to justify myself to you!

Where's Dominic?

My name is david berger

Where's my grandson?

Nice to meet you.

Here's what you've waited for. The kindergarten.

that’s all the cat videos i can link to

Who is your mentor and what do they do?

I have nothing else to do I have nowhere else to go

What lazy dads be like

Did she see you?

Thanks. He came up here just to surprise me.

Is your wife okay, sir?

Your fairy godmother.

Just wait here a minute.

They're 6-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?

the single-parent capital of America.

Hoosier daddy and what does he do?

He doesn't like anyone to talk to him.

It wasn't overcooked?

Please don't bring the school system into it. It will make matters worse.

They're walking all over me.

If he does it again, I press charges.

What do you mean?

You lack discipline!

What are you talking about?

They're horrible

Listen! Just listen.

Cindy, I don't like you using foul language,

That's a good idea.

and she's a lot better than you, too.

Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina

You lack discipline.

All right, move it in. Let's go.

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

You locked us down for months, and the was nothing wrong with me

Sorry it took so long, Cullen.

Kids, don't laugh at you and don't call you king dad-in-law!

I love you, Mother.

My name is John Kimble,

Why don't you let the boy go now?

did my sonic die

This is my secret hiding spot.

Now, will you tell me something? Don't lie.

Kimble, hold on a second. I...

I worked them hard.

Dominic, don't forget Ferret. Yes. It's a fire drill. Come on.

Hey, snap out of it!

Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

I put up these lasers to protect us.

So, when I moved to this country,

I'd love to help you, but my kid's been bugging me since Christmas.

and hope that he considers staying on a permanent basis.

My response when I have amnesia along with epilepsy: I don't know. I don't remember.

He's not a tuner!

Oh, Alex is his name.

Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you.

La La Nine Nien

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [Sobbing, Crying]

I want to start with the spicy chicken wings.

DJ BM on the beat

I'm visiting here from Austria.

On second thought,

He's a poo-poo face.

We want them back here.

It shouldn't be a problem.

What happened to your dog? It's not a dog, it's a ferret!

I'll even cook you dinner.

Her teacher's salary is less than mine, which is pathetic.

She's going to run again.

Wtf just happened AAH!

And this is Dominic.

but you got to believe me.

It wasn't his fault at all.

Hi I'm butt naked

Uh, no. After the divorce, he moved back to France.

sit youre buts down

I don't know. I didn't see anything.