Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Care to respond? - No.
...but this is Lois Lane and I... Hello?
I mean... I mean, how many awards can one guy win, huh?
If nothing's going on, then how come Clark Kent isn 't here?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a mythic hero to destroy...
The more outrageous, the better.
Yeah, Superman.
Speaking of our hero...
- If you knew that it was a fake. - Right.
Even a little white lie.
You are the one and only person both sides can trust.
- In Your Face with Barry Dunning. - Riveting journalism.
...because he'll be with you at the time. This should discredit him, don't you think?
I'd be out bagging babes if I had super powers.
That Superman cannot be having an affair with Clark Kent's wife...
That is what Superman is all about...
I'm beginning to get a pretty good idea. Nothing here about Superman though.
Warning. You have activated the pressure-sensitive triggering system.
Good. I've done some checking too.
...what he stands for.
I mean, that one ranks right up there with Watergate.
...where not everything is done at super-speed.
I mean, I've never seen anything quite as good.
What kind of stunt is he pulling now?
...I thought the least I could do was see if we can't find a solution together.
I mean that Super-stud says he's got an explanation for that photograph.
Do you realize what this will do to you? To everybody?
The photograph's fake. It's unequivocally bogus.
...and we both know that's not true. - Okay.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Now, the Daily Planet has yet to take an official position...
Excuse me.
I don't think you realize how hard it will be.
Well, that's your problem. Your job is to find a chink in his armor.
You can't imagine what this kind of equipment can do.
She and Superman are indeed having an affair.
You can take this stuff and manipulate images into anything you can dream up.
What makes you think the world is gonna start trusting Superman again...
Half of me gets fudge, the other half gets darts thrown at him.
No, it was nothing.
That supermarket rag? Why would we?
People of Metropolis are saying no to Superman.
...when they find out that he's been lying to them all along about who he really is?
The Man of Steel will have gotten a non-stick Teflon coating...
Lois Lane and Clark Kent were.