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I used to look up to Lois Lane.
Forgive my bluntness, Mr. Goode, but I am a suspicious man by nature.
The bottom of what?
Because you just climbed up the ladder, Miss Vice President.
And I will protect it, Lois.
You haven't seen this morning's National Inquisitor, have you?
Lois, this whole thing is our fault.
...when Lois Lane was interviewing Superman.
You go ahead on up, I'll meet you there.
I'm not gonna give you some sound bite that you can twist and turn.
Tonight on Top Copy:
- Are you all right with it? - Well, I told the truth.
Clark and Lois trust each other...
Are you kidding me? It's the biggest story of the year.
That's what that ring on her finger symbolizes.
...no.
...unless you can give them a more acceptable explanation.
"Hank's Photo Lab. "
And if either one of us is to trust you again, first you must explain this.
There it is. The room's all fixed up.
That means a lot, coming from you.
So get out of my face!
No, no, no. We really must stoke the fire.
- Jonathan, Martha, what are you doing? - Clark said you two wanted to talk to us.
Like last year, when that woman claimed to have had Superman's love child.
...because Clark Kent is Superman.
What's Superman like?
What, his cape flew up and you saw his panty lines?
- Homemade fudge? - Some women downstairs whipped it up.
Well, yeah, but you knew that already.
... with whom I share this award.
...is to tell the whole world the truth. - The truth about what?
Indeed, it appears both sides...
...and I've rooted a few things on her that had me screaming.
So we have to be totally scrupulous, as disturbing as that may seem.
Citizens, please. Please.
I know, I know. Don't you think I thought about all this?
Sorry I'm late. Long day at the office.
Did you hear something?
Course, I don't even know if he dates outside his own species.
All right, see, two different snapshots of you and Superman.