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Okay.
We've been over this. Mr. Wonderful cannot be that perfect...
Thank you.
Councilman, I would like to donate this medal...
Sirs, if you'll both be truthful with me...
He is here. Right there, next to Lois.
And I felt that I could really trust her reporting, but now...
The hideaway for the ultra-exclusive and rich and famous.
What kind of welcome home did you have in mind, exactly?
...but I can't sit on my hands much longer.
Sleep tight, Miss Lane.
With peace talks broken down because of the Superman scandal...
- Do you think anyone was hurt? - No, it was only rigged for your room.
Oh, come on, Ms. Lane. I'm only after the truth.
Wiping your nose? Blowing your nose? Wipe...? Blowing. Blowing your nose.
... we will finally know what the world wants to know:
Trigger also blows...
But please, gentlemen, thousands of lives depend on you.
Actually, Ms. Lane, I had no idea that I was gonna win the prize.
So, what do we do?
...that I have always stood for truth, above all else.
It looks like they created a texture map from these photos.
- All right, Goode, what do you want? - It's simple.
No, wait. Watch their body language.
...let alone continue as a reporter. She'll just become Superman's wife.
Okay, I lied. But it was a little, tiny, white lie.
Never mind about your father and me, it's not going to affect us much.
...and get a jump on your peace talk. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Gentlemen, please. - Enough talk!
You don 't believe in him?
Sources now say an unidentified object is streaking to intercept one of the missiles.
Are you or are you not having an affair with Superman?
Turns out that a huge payment was made to them...
- Let's just not let it happen again, okay? - Okay.
- You stand for nothing. - I stand for what is right.
- I missed you. - Well, I'm not really back yet.
- Lois... - That's me.
- Lois. Lois, let me see it. - I'm not gonna give it to you.
- And Superman. - Guys, let me just be the first to say...
- Now, about that "king of sleaze" crack. - I'm sorry about that, Mr. Goode.
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men.
I checked very carefully.
We've had promises made and promises broken.
I think people blame me for bringing down their hero.
They're calling me super strumpet?
I'll issue a statement that says that it was a hoax...
Well, then, I'll just deny it.
Officers, do you mind taking them? I have a statement to make.
I mean, this is America. Who's covering this fly-boy, anyway?