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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a natural human process and we're talking about significant savings.
Shower, shirt, shoes and let's shove off.
The last party, Professor Finkleday cornered me...
I'm not going to. I didn't say anything that wasn't true.
Listen, didn't you say you needed some eggs?
Morning.
Is Dr. Gablehauser going to be my new daddy?
Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?
Tomorrow we can go to one of those warehouse stores.
Smear me.
Evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra-large and jumbo.
Now, that's impossible. You must've had him when you were a teenager.
We're fine.
Wait, where are you going?
- Morning. - Oh.
- Four dozen should suffice. - Four dozen?
- Recently? - Long enough.
You're a physicist. You belong at the university doing research, not in your room.
What now?
Shh.. you'll spook him
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