Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I look forward to your work with bacon.
Look at me. I'm in the real world of ordinary people...
To my room and no one's allowed in.
It's an experiment.
- Or there are motion sensors involved. - No, I meant--
...apologize to your boss and get your job back.
Are you sure you don't wanna just apologize to Gablehauser and get your job back?
Excuse me, Dr. Gablehauser, are you busy?
Oh, yay.
That is a lovely story.
For example, I noticed you purchase your tampons...
...people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
Are you sure? There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.
An actual real scientist.
Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm gonna end with "in Jesus' name"...
Hey, how did it go?
- Love? - Lard.
You know, I always say, "When one door closes, another one opens."
I'm not hungry.
Oh, sure I am.
This is great.
Leonard, the Lord never gives us more than we can handle.
Unless, of course, the Holy Spirit moves you.