Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I was home.

Real quick, but then you have to go.

Big night for your mom.

I'll get you some clothes, too.

Once they go...

Well, all right.

I am frightened of my own husband.

I think I'm gonna be laid off.

The whole thing just feels hinky.

But you ain't gonna call the cops.

Come on, you're staring at ghosts.

Three... two...

Gotta make sure nothing's tucked inside.

I know where you've been, and I know where you're going.

Is it wrong to want Nick to go to prison?

Cool girl is game.

Tanner. Nice to see you.

To be trained and paraded.

Crying out for justice.

It contains many concerning allegations of mental and physical abuse.

So, luminol lit up the kitchen like the 4th of July.

I know you, don't I?

Randy Professor, naughty student.

What do you think?

So, you thought quinoa was a fish???

I thought we weren't gonna be that couple.

And see her for what she is, which a mind-fucker of the first degree.

I think, what's the catch?

Should I know my wife's blood type?

But I'm gonna warn you as to what will happen.

I haven't hired a lawyer.

And I happen to be a charter subscriber to middling warlord weekly...

Amy, you know what would make dad's night.

I come by once a week, make sure the place hasn't burned down.

- Two magical years. - Two magical years.

Burn it just the right amount.

I just want to find my wife.

My wife does these treasure hunts.

I know y'all are in there!

Go ahead, if you guys wanna say something.

To fake a convincing murder, you have to have discipline.

Unspooling her brains...

How are you feeling?

He is so creepy.

We need to check Amy's story, piece by piece.

You slashed his throat with a box cutter.

I'm so sick of being picked apart by women.

That's the real tragedy.

Yeah, because she had me strip naked, and stand in the shower.

This dessert just must be sold.

That's the basic tenet of a prenup, isn't it?

With another excruciating story by margo dunne.

Amy, I am so happy that you are here.

About that woodshed...

Everyone knows complicated is code for bitch.

Meticulously stage your crime scene...

Life. I don't remember the point.

You and a panel of nitwits diagnosed me as a sociopath.

We need a moment.

Because he had a violent temper.

We had the national spotlight on us, we stained the rug.

I'm not saying it's okay he killed her.

She's in her early 20s.

It could. I mean, the amish are on a rumspringa.

I fought my way back to you.

No questions right now. Thank you.

It's utterly secluded.

I thought there might be another side to this story.

So, you write for a men's magazine.

Okay. Just be...

Gave her some space. No big deal, right?

To be fair, he is from St. Louis.

- How exciting! - Thank you.

You wanna drive him home?

I felt bad, though. She seemed really desperate.

You need to package yourself so that people will truly mourn your loss.

Where do you store goodies for anniversary five?

I'm not a quitter. I'm that cunt.

And when this spoiled, rich, entitled little boy couldn't have her...

Year two. Cotton.

There's robes and towels. The shower has steam.

What's the laptop for?

Don't go crazy.

But, that said, do you wanna wait and call a lawyer?

Thank God. Come on in.

We could have had this fight four hours ago. I'm late.

A little harsh.

Beautiful dress.

I do love you, but we have to be really careful right now.

In our neighborhood.

Tanner's retainer is $100,000.

There are cameras everywhere.

Thank you, folks. Thank you for being here tonight.

The night wasn't so bad anymore.

None of this was put here by me.

And we must have gone 20 rounds over that.

You won't? Why, it's not good enough for you?

Well, it's the ugly truth.

She was beautiful and smart and kind.

- Did you do it? - Did you do it?

But I don't know if he's happy I'm with him.

I mention that because we got a look at your finances, Nick.

So, we need to start today to prepare your defense, should we need it.

We were the happiest couple we knew.

Hey, handsome man, let's go undercover.

She lives on your street. Amy's best friend.

He became someone I did not agree to marry.

Fakes her own death, frames me for it.

But of course, I'd defend Nick dunne.

So, what's the plan?

I feel good. Go, can you pass me that box, please?

I apologize, marybeth. I didn't know what was going on.

To be out-foxed and avoided.

We both lost our jobs.