Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who was also named Monica.

Let's talk about your mom, how close you were.

Nick's idea of culture was a reality TV marathon...

I wanted to help.

We'll play hot, doting husband, sweet, loving spouse.

Promise me we'll talk every day.

Big as a two-by-four, right? Big as a club.

If This Case Had Been Left In Your Deeply Incompetent Hands... My husband would be on death row

Well, if Tiffany says...

Well, if you're not going to talk, I'm gonna have to fill the silence...

Would you go ahead and please delete that picture?

I think it's your chin.

That's a problem for you.

Look, these two are yours.

I blew him semi-regularly

Sorry, but we really need the money.

I'm so exhausted.

Boo-hoo, I got laid off. I guess I'll fuck a teenager.

Thank you for your support tonight. Let's find Amy.

We'll be right back.

You hate that watch.

In her own words, this man may kill me.

I got guys on the clock in here. But you give me 30 minutes.

God. I feel sick.

Don't be afraid to play up the dufus husband thing, Nick.

Sweetheart, think.

Did you tell them that, Nick?

And I'm laid off...

I don't wanna be without you.

The bathtub has a massage cycle.

My colleagues tell me that you are not yet married.

And I used the last of my trust fund to buy him a bar.

When I thought she was gone.

His majesty prefers not to be moistened.

And then he brushes the sugar off my lips so he can taste me.

Harvest the details of her humdrum life.

I know this one!

- I didn't know this. - Okay.

And this big party celebrating this fictional wedding.

I think maybe you guys should check that out.

I hope you don't mind me coming by.

You know what? You're right.

Wounded, raped wife battles her way back to her husband...

- Five years. - Five?

But I want that Nick.

Nick wants me gone but he won't ask for a divorce.

if this case had been left in your deeply incompetent hands...

You challenge me. You surprise me.

Grown-ups work for things.

How fucking terrible she made me feel.

She's one of my students.

Because our guys did a luminol test.

Thank you all for coming out.

Don't worry. I know exactly what to say.

So, I gave it to Amy.

That turns men into animals?

We got a hurt, young girlfriend who will no doubt go public at any moment.

I always wondered why you kept in touch after...

She doesn't even know Amy.

We took a hit on the brownstone...

It wasn't like that, okay? You have no idea how shitty it was with Amy...

In the next book, amazing Amy became a prodigy.

And when Sharon airs tomorrow, we'll be looking at a whole new you.

And she leaves clue number one for the police...

We're partners in crime.

So, these are 2,000 thread-count...

I would never, ever hurt you.

Anyway. Year four, flowers.

- Good night. - Good night.

that's just frightening.

Wait for your clueless husband...

I could tell you about my recent customer service experience...

And I'll make sure that no one forgets the pain you caused me.

She's a cool girl.

I'll go out on the water with a handful of pills...

- Can't we get a wire? - That's not gonna work.

Will be recorded.

And because you're you...

And, two, don't talk to me that way, ever.

That's terrible.

I mean, what is wrong with this barkeep?

What's up, jitters?

They only took margo to fuck with you.

Now, who would believe you?

- A year and a half. - You lied to me for over a year?

Yeah, I know all about desi collings.

On the very first night that we met...

I have no idea.

Did you know she was pregnant?

It's fantastic.

We found this day one, in the fireplace in your home office.

...there's more to him than meets the eye.

She was trying to give me a casserole.

I'd hidden some puppets at go's...

Amy was so nurturing.

- You tend bar... - I own the bar.

Look under her dress.

All those awful couples we know.

Everybody's examining me and projecting their shit on me.

Yeah, you gotta clear everything out, here.

Especially when you factor in the secret teenage girlfriend.

I'm here in a strictly journalistic capacity.

Yeah, we might say hi to them on the street.

We moved to Missouri to save Maureen...

I need 20 seconds where you don't judge me, interrupt me...

And I have been complicit...

The truth is, Amy didn't want kids.

Then we'll need to realign the public's perception of Amy.

In the course of that time, you've had the opportunity...