Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Her chamber, sire?
You lied to me and betrayed me. Get out!
[groans] My eye!
fuck
Sire, we rode halfway across the world, lost three noble knights,
Whoa. Am I turning into a god?
I lost my father.
[gasps]
[elf] They might not fit in.
Maybe I did go a tad overboard.
What kinda candy cigarette is this?
Okay, they're suspicious of outsiders, so let's be smart about this.
Not you! I'm lookin' for Elfo.
I'm down to my second-to-last emergency flask, so let's have a toast.
- and it was awful... - Yeah, yeah.
like Middle Earth Zirconia or pleather.
Truth is, you're only half-elf. You're also half...
I've only been gone a few months!
I always wanted to go out while I'm still young and hot.
Wha?
Real elf's blood.
Wow. That's pretty decent.
It could be a convincing knock-off made of cheaper magic materials