Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[elves exclaiming]

It'll wreck my image as a total badass.

Come on, Dad. What am I?

I wish you the best of luck embarrassing some other kingdom.

Now, I give to you.

lied to me about being an elf?

Don't touch me.

Your fanatical obsession with the Elixir of Life,

Uh, can we come in? Please?

Oh. Of course not,

I wish you were here.

But you'll never know the truth unless you return to Elfwood.

you're a scrappy, small-town reporter doing a story on Elfwood, and you're...

Oh. If you insist.

and remember everything from the night before.

Yeah, real successful.

My headache is gone!

We can't vanish with the door open!

I don't even think it's real. It's just some myth in a book.

clothed and fed and built the finest luxury cage for,

You heard the shish kebab. Let's give it a shot!