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The Inferno! Perdition!
♪ Hell ♪
Stick your finger in that desk.
The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion.
Wait a minute-- who killed Maggie?
I couldn't score at an orgy.
Really, Bart?
Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is?
Well, hello-ho-ho.
I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.
I melted it. Get it?
Mmm!
This has been a bad week, even for you, Simpson.
Won't the other Homer be a problem?
Mmmmmm Toast
I hate that!
Can't even strangle my dead kid.
Hey, pal, what are you in here for?
the scream blows this windmill,
Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
Those are great reasons, but there's one reason
Hmm? What?
Well, I think you're helping us make progress.
Hmm.
Uh...
Hey, pal, what are you in here for?
Is that still big?
♪ And you know that their little lives can become such a mess ♪
and everyone hits "reply all" to everything.
what's be whackin' my gob-topper!
in the name of this book!
In. Out.
and intimidato as ever.
All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,
by the council of Palermo.
It's time to cut the treacle, man.
But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me.
Please, sir. Certainly a Christian is required
Homer, Homer, look what someone left in the kitchen.
not even for you.
Uh...
Webster defines success
It's not like you made me say "penis"!
Whoa.
No one likes to be whipped,
Down here, we can make that happen.
Let's not fight anymore.
This house is haunted.
...and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out.
I'll be good!
D'oh!
All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,
Thank you!
And I know evil. I'm head of the teachers' union.
Noble spirits, your time has passed.