Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've got kids here. We don't want any trouble.

Well, whatever you decide, I back you 100%.

Well, I don't wanna say that, because there's a possibility

Yeah. That's a good idea.

We were never a particularly religious house.

[panting] Yeah. It's easy for you to say.

Did you interact with that nosy old turkey wattle?

And who are you?

Well, the Baxter Brothers franchise is worth something like $200 million.

that you're welcome to search the house.

Hustle up, hustle up.

Care to explain?

was just to stall us from uncovering the real truth.

that these will be the last words I ever write."

I ate my brother Julian in the womb.

Look what an amazing father he turned out to be.

Yes. I am. It's tradition. My dad would do one every year.

but so far, there is no sign of a telltale tiepin.

that we can go home for the weekend.

Why the hell not, Mr. Mayor?

What do you mean?

[clapping continues]

just eating fried turkey and watching football.

In other words,

Will you regale us?

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

-a different family gathering was taking place. -[EKG beeping]

I think you're right.

You guys remember, back in high school,

I can only imagine what a scandal like that would do to our family name.

-Don't do... Don't do anything! -[Munroe] He didn't know what he was doing.

[Jughead] Weather forecasters were calling for an epic ice storm,

before things start getting real ugly in here.

I need your help with something.

Stop! Step away from my son.

Hey, what say we continue this downstairs, over drinks?

driven by a guilty man's fear of exposure.

Now if you will excuse me.

We're grateful to be alive, and to be here with you.

Now, that was a touching display.

Everything you've been building here... [sighs softly]

Don't be silly.

Dig in, everyone.

[Archie] All right, everyone, bring it in. Come on!

Look, he's just a kid. Everyone, stay back.

tell me this doesn't mean you're deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey?

Well, you guys aren't as devious as you think.

The weather had turned...

wanna make sure you're okay.

Please, no one would believe that snuff.

is in the process of being...

in whatever ring of hell they typically inhabit,

Oh, wait, was your inauguration today?