Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please, no one would believe that snuff.

[panting] Yeah. It's easy for you to say.

in whatever ring of hell they typically inhabit,

wanna make sure you're okay.

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Yes. I am. It's tradition. My dad would do one every year.

Well, you guys aren't as devious as you think.

Don't be silly.

Well, I don't wanna say that, because there's a possibility

The weather had turned...

Dig in, everyone.

before things start getting real ugly in here.

Well, whatever you decide, I back you 100%.

You guys remember, back in high school,

[clapping continues]

What do you mean?

was just to stall us from uncovering the real truth.

Hustle up, hustle up.

that you're welcome to search the house.

but so far, there is no sign of a telltale tiepin.

Now, that was a touching display.

Yeah. That's a good idea.

We've got kids here. We don't want any trouble.

We're grateful to be alive, and to be here with you.

Did you interact with that nosy old turkey wattle?

that these will be the last words I ever write."

that we can go home for the weekend.

just eating fried turkey and watching football.

Well, the Baxter Brothers franchise is worth something like $200 million.

I ate my brother Julian in the womb.

I think you're right.

I need your help with something.

[Archie] All right, everyone, bring it in. Come on!

Hey, what say we continue this downstairs, over drinks?

Stop! Step away from my son.

Oh, wait, was your inauguration today?

Look, he's just a kid. Everyone, stay back.

[Jughead] Weather forecasters were calling for an epic ice storm,

We were never a particularly religious house.

-Don't do... Don't do anything! -[Munroe] He didn't know what he was doing.

tell me this doesn't mean you're deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey?

In other words,

Look what an amazing father he turned out to be.

-a different family gathering was taking place. -[EKG beeping]

Why the hell not, Mr. Mayor?

driven by a guilty man's fear of exposure.

I can only imagine what a scandal like that would do to our family name.

And who are you?

Care to explain?

Will you regale us?

is in the process of being...

Everything you've been building here... [sighs softly]

Now if you will excuse me.