Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Cousin Fester shrieks]

He never bought it up.

How do you get someone to do something they don't want to do?

The time of year when friends and family

[sobs] I was so scared. I told him, if he didn't stop,

from a bunch of underprivileged kids,

No offense to your "guns," Munroe, but they have real ones.

Yeah. Is that why you tried to murder me,

Never have I ever tried to cover up a murder.

I hope you all have a restful and productive

This whole time, Mr. Chipping was the bad guy? It wasn't Bret,

Where did you get all of this?

The family's request. And it was clearly a suicide.

I'm sorry, Jughead,

You put a hit out on my son, you bastard.

ghoulish roots.

Was that a suicide note? Mr. Chipping's?

Hmm, I missed you too.

[Darla] In the meantime,

that will be the centerpiece

writing the original Baxter Brothers novel?

Let me guess, the Mayor?

[Hiram] I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine

[Munroe] Hi. Okay.

Your father never would have believed this.

Well, I'll put chains on the truck's tires

Am I crazy, or did we just manage to pull our plan off?

Conspiracy theories and a murder mystery to solve.

I hate to do this, but I'm under orders...

-Or get the hell off me. -FP.

We have to fight back.

[both grunting]

[Jughead] What's that all about?

That's a compelling motive for Mr. DuPont

[Jughead] Well, then hurry up and get here already.

And might I make a suggestion, Mr. Jones?

All right, well, now your friend is bleeding

the first book in the Baxter Brothers series.

Is that the same tiepin?

That's strike three.

attempting to negotiate a sale for our maple business.

[vending machine clattering]

Actually, Archie, that's what we need to talk about.

I figured it would be the perfect time

For the Dickenson crime clan, the only dish on the Thanksgiving menu was revenge.

-I mean, I pointed a gun at a woman. -[chuckles]

when I asked you to shut down Archie's community center earlier.